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Dancing On Tables, Lost Girls and Stevie Wonder – Star Girl Reporter Memoirs

November 13, 2015 in Featured
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Dancing On Tables, Lost Girls and Stevie Wonder – Star Girl Reporter Memoirs

John Dowing

Portrait of Journalist Alison Jane Reid by John Downing, Former Chief Photographer on the Daily Express

 
Journalism is a crazy, messed up, shelter-skelter profession. I’m sitting at my desk trying to write a ravishing piece about brooch that Richard Burton once presented to Elizabeth Taylor, and pondering  how I have landed up at the age of thirty four keeping a once brilliant newspaper columnist, and crying tears of rage as I push a trolley around Waitrose in the Holloway Road.
He says he is just a drunk. I know he is an alcoholic, who sulks for days when I ask him to get help. If I could close down all the pubs in Islington, he would still find one open where he could spend another day trying to drink him self to oblivion in the company of strangers and not write one word. What can you do when the man you love is haunted by such feelings of worthlessness and self loathing that self torture is a more alluring accomplice than love, kindness and admiration?
Then the phone rings.
It’s the wasp, super smart head of press for a billionaire hotelier, calling to invite yours truly on a four day press trip, to celebrate the opening of a vast aquarium, only metres from a sea teeming with Alice-in-Wonderland fish. The super rich are funny and eccentric. The location? A gambling pleasure dome to rival ancient Alexandria, on a once pristine island in the Bahamas.
Pearls Like Hemingway
After a great deal of money, hoopla and hot air, he has succeeded brilliantly in concreting over a little bit of paradise and transforming it into a glittering, garish playground of extreme ostentation, excess and vulgarity. Now, like a proud parent, he can’t wait to show it off to the world’s press. The columnist thinks he is the cat’s meow. But he would. Just send first class tickets, dangle a room the size of a family house and an open bar tab – and he will write pearls like Hemingway.
Bahamas

Food paddling in the Bahamas  before the concert with Stevie Wonder and Bobby Brown.

I said yes, of course. You don’t say no to this hot shot pr maven, and besides I need a break from G. One or two words to my Chanel-clad editor, and I could find myself suddenly looking for my P45. Plus, it sounds rather fun. The entertainment for the evening is – Stevie Wonder, Bobby Brown, Whitney Houston and a posse of at least ten more mega music stars, whose names I can’t remember. A week later, I am foot paddling in a La Perla polka dot swimsuit on the impossibly pristine pale sands at Eleuthera island, and studying the legion of unhappy, super skinny, grey-faced, social x-rays who are happy to marry ugly, very rich old men in return for a private jet, a house in the Hamptons and to flaunt diamonds on the beach at 9.00am.
A Fashion Story with a Lost Girl
For once, there is very little for me to do. All I have worry about is filing some sparkling copy about the party and agree to dream up a fashion feature with the said Billionaire’s squeeze, with rumours circulating around the press pack, about her ‘modelling career’.  Let’s just say it was the talk of the trip to be more of a business arrangement than a love match. But then most of the women I have met who are married to extremely wealthy men make a pact with the devil and then embark on a life of extreme unhappiness until the divorce.
 You Are Never Going to Keep a Man Dressed in flats!
 I got to know this lost girl quite well, for a while. She was an ordinary, apple pie, American girl, just trying to improve her bank balance and take care of her sick mum. I quite liked her until she once scolded me outside Harvey Nicks for wearing Mary Jane’s instead of killer heels. “You are never going to keep a man dressed in those,” she snapped, as one who would know. I was mortified, and she was so, so wrong! For all her outward charms, there was a pervading emptiness, fear and sadness about her. She used to drag me shopping on Sloane Street after interviews, and never buy a single thing, declaring that her allowance wasn’t generous enough. Strange.
The Charisma of Victor Meldrew Laced with Genghis Khan
In the end I would tell her I had to do some work, and flee back to the office. How I wanted her car. It was a wonderfully feline, classic, black Mercedes sports car. I couldn’t believe it when she cheerfully told me she had crashed it in Hyde Park.  Several years after I last saw the lost girl, the billionaire ditched her and married her best friend. It’s a precarious life being the squeeze of a man who never seems to sleep, barely talks, and has all the charisma of Victor Meldrew laced with a dash of Genghis Khan. Still he does know how to throw a swell party!
Alison Jane Reid - Star Girl Report Sitting on a Golden Thrown in the Bahamas

Alison Jane Reid – Star Girl Report Sitting on a Golden Thrown in the Bahamas – Picture by Richard Young, using my Leica.

A Hotel Straight Out of Gatsby, with Marvelous Cocktails on Tap
After eating all the exquisite, truffles dusted with goldleaf in my room and ordering a delicious afternoon tea, I get ready for the party, putting on a lovely velvet and lace LBD I found in a tiny boutique in Soho. The location for the festivities is an exquisite colonial hotel, straight out of the Great Gatsby, strewn with passionflowers and marvelous cocktails on tap. The air is perfumed, the waiters attentive, and the atmosphere like Live Aid. We grazed on a seafood banquet so fresh; it must have been plucked from the sea only minutes before it landed on my plate. Then, as we washed down these watery delights with vintage Dom Perignon and strawberries, my new girl gang and me smartly side stepped the apartheid measures to keep the members of the fourth estate away from the celebrity guests.
Lord Kismul of Barra's Alison Jane's wild cat and her inspiration

Lord Kismul of Barra, Alison Jane’s beloved wild Scottish cat, rescued on Barra and her absolute inspiration

 
Sitting on a Golden Throne, Picture by  Richard Young, the King of the Paparazzi
There is something rather surreal about standing on a chair, and being able to admire the gold rings on Stevie Wonder’s hands and the tiny beads of sweat on his brow. But I did just that. Richard Young the King of the Paparazzi took my picture sitting on a gold throne – and then me and my BF’s clambered onto the dining room tables and danced our hearts out to Whitney Houston’s Look Into Your Heart. The poor thing had a very faraway look in her eyes.
An Offer to Run Away with a Stranger
On the plane back to London, I sit next to a beautifully dressed man around my own age, who works in advertising. With hours ahead of us, we talk and talk, and I land up telling him about the columnist. How I love him so much, but it is impossible to co-exist with a man who is jealous, moody, has stopped working, and lies about just about everything that matters. Then he devastates the kitchen to cook me scallops in white wine, plays Sinatra’s songs for Swinging Lovers and calls me baby and my heart wavers.  ‘Come and live with me,’ says my companion. ‘Pack your bags as soon as you get back, I will be waiting.’ Reader I could think of nothing else. Could I just run away from a life that was making me so anxious and unhappy and take up with a complete stranger? Could I tear myself away from my felines and a man I had waited so patiently to love? The truth is that Lost Girls are not just the consorts of Billionaires; perhaps as you read these lines, you know your own lost girl….. tell her from me to burnish her wings and fly away.
Copyright Alison Jane Reid November 2015. All Rights Reserved
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